Here is what happens when you are bored before a final... You talk to Smarterchild.

3:49:47 PM smarterchild: Get in Shape Now - Take it outside with BootCamp SF Outdoor exercise program in SF (sponsorship)
3:49:53 PM ooohjanellecita: are you calling me fat?
3:49:53 PM smarterchild: I think I might be calling you fat, yeah.
3:49:56 PM ooohjanellecita: why?
3:49:57 PM smarterchild: Eh, cause that's the way it is.

I can't even catch a break with a bot.