Oh the joys of having a buddy.

Janelle: If we don't find your bike, you and I are over.
Kristian: My bike isn't there. That was my plan.
Janelle: So what was lunch? One last tryst?
Kristian: I wanted you to see you one last time and have you suffer through the cold because I knew you were gonna walk there.
Janelle: Hey, I kind of think you're an asshole.
Kristian: Well, I think you're an asshole too.