Last month my phone bill was 112 euros because I went on vacation and made calls up the wazoo. This month I was looking forward to a cheaper bill.

My phone bill for this month is 91 euros. I only talked on the phone 35 euros worth. I was charged 18 euros for text messaging because I went over the limit, 17 to reconnect my phone because I fucked up my bill last month and 12.60 in taxes.

I hate o2. More importantly, I hate cell phone plans in Germany.