Yes, I am aware that Amos makes me look like a sista. Every day I encourage taking walks or lying out in the sun. Trying to even out our skintones is by far a lot more work for me than him. He just has to take off his shirt and lie there. I, on the otherhand, have to layer on the sunblock, strap on the visor and put on bug sunglasses. All these "Get Amos Darker" missions have only proven to be disappointing- he only gets red. =/ Not only that, but despite all my efforts to evade the sun, I'm the one getting darker! The gap is only growing larger...

Unfortunately, he is against tanning salons and hates lotion for Lord knows why. Until I find some other way to get him tanner, I'm gonna keep pushing for him to lie in the damn tanning bed. I mean really, what's more important to him? His chances of getting skin cancer in the future or our public appearance?