I've been doing everything possible to prevent me from reading "Niemand ist frei von der Geschichte" by Helmut Dubiel. They're analyses of the debates of the German government. Interesting read, I know. This paper has been hanging over my head for a month now. My goal was to turn it in by the end of February but that didn't really happen. I mean, I have much more pressing matters to attend to such as rearranging my sock drawer and watching episodes of Sex and the City that I've seen at least five times already.

Today I bought air freshener which I thought smelled so good at the store. I brought it home and had an air freshener bonanza. Then I read the label and it says "WC-Frische". WC stands for water closet which according to the Germans is the bathroom. =/ Now my room smells like a fresh bathroom.

Last Wednesday I called my sister drunk asking her about my tax return and you know what she did?! She snitched on me and told my mom! Now my mom thinks I spend all my money on booze and clubbing. I'll have her know, the last time I went to a club was three weeks ago and that had been the first time since October. So there! Popular to contrary belief, I'm really tame...