Today I got up at 4:30am to pack for my two weeks of vacation. =) Today through Wednesday I'm going to be in Munich for Oktoberfest and then on Wednesday and Thursday I'm going to be in Salzburg. Then I'm heading to Rome to stay with Gina for a week! =D I must say I'm most excited about going to Italy because I miss my roomie and it'll be nice to hear something else besides German for a week. haha

The other day I was having a cigarette with my Schlaffschwanz (limp dick) and we were talking about someone and I said, "Sometimes I wonder if he has a vagina." To which he replies, "What's that?" My jaw dropped. This guy is studying to become a doctor. I kept saying, "VAGINA. You must know what that is. Are you kidding me? Honey, I'm not going to explain it to you." Then he asks me to spell it so I do and he says, "Oh Sheisse. Vagina (pronounced vuh-gee [like in geese or gear]-nuh)!" Language barriers, you gotta love 'em.

I talked to Peter for the first time in forever. It was nice to be able to tell him my pointless Eurotrash stories and to hear that he gets sauerkraut on his hotdogs and thinks of me. I missed ya, ace. Glad to hear married life with Arel is working out.

Well, that is all for now. See ya in two weeks, suckers.